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Can anyone be this stupid?

  • Nabisco Easy Cheese – For best results, remove cap.
  • 500-piece puzzle – Some assembly required.
  • Children’s Superman Costume – Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
  • Nytol sleep aid – Warning: may cause drowsiness.
  • Dremel Electric Rotary Tool – This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
  • Stridex Foaming Face Wash – May contain foam.
  • Bic Lighter – Ignite lighter away from face.
  • Pepper Spray– Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
  • Hershey’s Almond Bar – Warning: May contain traces of nuts
  • Cardboard windshield sun shade – Warning: Do not drive with sun shield in place.
  • 13- inch wheel on a wheelbarrow – Not intended for highway use.
  • Microwave oven: Do not use for drying pets.
  • Electric Thermometer – Do not use orally after using rectally.
  • Depends adults diapers – Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
  • Container of lighter fluid – Warning: Contents flammable.

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