What madness ensues?

The New York Times Opinion page has an excellent article by Patrick Smith entitled ‘The Airport Security Follies’:

The changes put in place following the September 11th catastrophe have been drastic, and largely of two kinds: those practical and effective, and those irrational, wasteful and pointless. — Patrick Smith, New York Times

Link to article here.

Patrick Smith writes a weekly article for Salon.com’s Ask the Pilot series.

Warning: Read at your own risk

Can anyone be this stupid?

  • Nabisco Easy Cheese – For best results, remove cap.
  • 500-piece puzzle – Some assembly required.
  • Children’s Superman Costume – Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
  • Nytol sleep aid – Warning: may cause drowsiness.
  • Dremel Electric Rotary Tool – This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
  • Stridex Foaming Face Wash – May contain foam.
  • Bic Lighter – Ignite lighter away from face.
  • Pepper Spray– Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
  • Hershey’s Almond Bar – Warning: May contain traces of nuts
  • Cardboard windshield sun shade – Warning: Do not drive with sun shield in place.
  • 13- inch wheel on a wheelbarrow – Not intended for highway use.
  • Microwave oven: Do not use for drying pets.
  • Electric Thermometer – Do not use orally after using rectally.
  • Depends adults diapers – Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
  • Container of lighter fluid – Warning: Contents flammable.

Need more? Go here.

Welcome to the club, Iceland

It’s happening more often. The stupidity of The Greatest Country In The World is being aptly demonstrated to all comers, even those from Iceland. Here’s the latest version:

During the last twenty-four hours I have probably experienced the greatest humiliation to which I have ever been subjected. During these last twenty-four hours I have been handcuffed and chained, denied the chance to sleep, been without food and drink and been confined to a place without anyone knowing my whereabouts, imprisoned. — Eva Ósk Arnardóttir, detained by Homeland Security at JFK

Link to story here.

Apparently, the woman had a previous visa infraction involving a three-week overstay in 1995, but she had been admitted uneventfully since then.

Eva Ósk Arnardóttir is handcuffed and chained at JFK for a minor visa infractionConsidering the vast number of illegals that are allowed to be in the country, and that are allowed to wander around freely, I find it surprising that someone on a holiday would be subject to such intense confinement. I would guess that an airport security check is an easy bust for Homeland Security, although I’m not certain that the ensuing publicity is doing much to cement relations with Iceland.

Perhaps her real crime was being too white.